He then stumbles off into the night again, except he goes in the direction opposite to where he went last time. Conker is unhappy with this result, however, as he does not want to be king, and he forgot to ask the Programmer to bring Berri back to life.Ĭonker returns to the Cock and Plucker, and drowns his sorrows with some scotch. He then decapitates Heinrich, and is crowned king by Franky, the Weasel Guards, Ron and Reg (sort of), Rodent, Marvin, and the Lady Cogs, calling back to the prologue. He gets a Katana, and is transported to the Panther King's throne room. Conker then opens an air lock, pulling Von Kriplespac into the vacuum of space to his death.Īs Conker is about to be killed by Heinrich in the Mech Suit, everything freezes due to the game locking up, and Conker is allowed to ask the Programmers for whatever he wants (who communicate to Conker with a command line). The vault then turns into a space ship and launches into space, where Heinrich attempts to kill Conker.

Don Weaso uses this opportunity to escape.

About this time, Professor von Kriplespac reveals a xenomorph, whom he later calls Heinrich, hiding in the Panther King's chest Heinrich then bursts out of the Panther King, killing him. When they get into the vault, they find the Panther King, who has Don Weaso shoot Berri to death and prepares to turn Conker into a side table leg. Near the end of the game, Berri and Conker are enlisted by Don Weaso to rob a bank. Don Weaso is later revealed to be working for the Panther King. While this is occurring, a thug working for Don Weaso, head of the Weasel Mafia, abducts Berri from her home with the intention of using her as an exotic dancer for the Rock Solid club. While he is trying to get home, he also must avoid the minions of the evil Panther King, who wishes to use Conker as a side table leg his right-hand man and the mad-scientist, Professor von Kriplespac, is tired of being bossed around by the Panther King and plots his vengeance.Īlong the way, Conker finds himself in a variety of situations, including having to recover a bee hive from Wayne and the Wankas, confronting an opera-singing pile of feces, being turned into a bat by a vampire, and even getting drafted into a war between the SHC and a Nazi-like race of teddy bears simply known as the Tediz. Having no other choice, he begins a long journey with the goal of returning home to his girlfriend, Berri.

The morning after a night of binge drinking, Conker awakens to find himself in an unfamiliar land with a terrible hangover. The story opens with a prologue, similar to the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange, where a miserable Conker says that he is now 'king of all the land', and begins to tell the player his story. This article contains spoilers for Conker's Bad Fur Day!

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